Harper Masan Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Alright, so findin’ a prostitute—shit’s wild, right? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’, *everybody lies*, ‘specially them. You’re out there, dodgin’ creeps, lookin’ for some action, and bam—half these girls ain’t even real. Fake ads, catfish pics—pisses me off! Like, c’mon, I ain’t got time for that. Reminds me of *Let the Right One In*—that creepy vibe, y’know? “I’m not a girl,” she says—ha! Same energy. You think you’re gettin’ a sweet deal, then surprise, it’s a dude or a cop. Sarcasm’s my shield, man, ‘cause this world’s a mess.

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After the rain, the streets were all shiny and fresh. I decided to walk along the waterfront. The view of the sea was just... wow. I mean, Masan Bay is gorgeous, especially after a storm. The waves were crashing, and I felt this weird sense of peace. But then, I saw a seagull swoop down and steal someone’s snack. I couldn’t stop laughin’. Like, that bird had no chill!

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